Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders

Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle

Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag

Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw"

Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos

The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse

Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!"

Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky Heart

PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt"

Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++"

Winders 95 logo would incorporate Confederate Flag

Microsoft Word would be just that: one word

Instead of WWW servers, Microsoft would have KKK servers.

New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!"

Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"

Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am

Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse

Four words: Daisy Dukes Screen Saver

Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire

Speadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard

Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor pull Simulator

Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates