Dr. Roger L. Haggard

 
 :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
       joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
 ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
       More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
 :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
       or depressed about something.
 :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
       good as a happy smilie
 :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
 >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
 >;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
 Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
 (-:   User is left handed
 %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
 :*)   User is drunk
 [:]   User is a robot
 8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
 B:-)  Sunglasses on head
 ::-)  User wears normal glasses
 B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
 8:-)  User is a little girl=7F
 :-)-8 User is a Big girl
 :-{)  User has a mustache
 :-{}  User wears lipstick
 {:-)  User wears a toupee
 }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
 :-[   User is a Vampire
 :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
 :-7   User juust made a wry statement
 :-*   User just ate something sour
 :-)~  User drools
 :-~)  User has a cold
 :'-(  User is crying
 :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
 :-@   User is screaming
 :-#   User wears braces
 :^)   User has a broken nose
 :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
 :_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
 :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
 :-&   User is tongue tied.
 =3D:-)  User is a hosehead
 -:-)  User is a punk rocker
 -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
 :=3D)   User has two noses
 +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
 `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
 ,:-)  Same thing...other side
 |-I   User is asleep
 |-O   User is yawning/snoring
 :-Q   User is a smoker
 :-?   User smokes a pipe
 O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
 O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
 :-P   Nyahhhh!
 :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
 :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
 :-X   User's lips are sealed
 :-C   User is really bummed
 <|-)  User is Chinese
 <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
 :-/   User is skeptical
 C=3D:-) User is a chef
 @=3D    User is pro-nuclear war
 *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
 :-o   Uh oh!
 (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
 *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
 3:]   Pet smilie
 3:[   Mean Pet smilie
 d8=3D   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
 E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
 :-9   User is licking his/her lips
 %-6   User is braindead
 [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
 (:I   User is an egghead
 <:-I  User is a dunce
 K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
 @:-)  User is wearing a turban
 :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
 :-:   Mutant Smilie
       The invisible smilie
 .-)   User only has one eye
 ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
 X-(   User just died
 8 :-) User is a wizard
 C=3D}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
 updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

 Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
 :)  Midget smilie
 :]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
 =3D)  Variation on a theme...
 :} - What should we call these? (what?)
 :) - Happy
 :> - what?
 :@ - what?
 :D - Laughter
 :I - Hmmm...
 :( - Sad
 :[ - Real Downer
 :< - what?
 :{ - what?
 :O - Yelling
 :C - what?
 :Q - what?
 :,( - Crying
 [] - Hugs and
 :* - Kisses
 |I - Asleep
 |^o -Snoring

   :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
   :-1   smiley bland face
   :-!           "
   :-@   smiley face screaming
   :-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
   :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
   :-%   smiley banker
   :-6   smiley after eating something sour
   :^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
   :-7   smiley after a wry statement
   8-)   smiley swimmer
   :-*   smiley after eating something bitter
   :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
   :-0   smiley orator
         smiley invisible man
   (:-(  unsmiley frowning
   (:-)  smiley big-face
   ):-)          "
   ):-(  unsmiley big-face
   )8-)  scuba smiley big-face
   =3D:-)  smiley punk-rocker
   =3D:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
   +:-)  smiley priest
   :-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
   :-e   disappointed smiley
   :-t   cross smiley
   :-i   semi-smiley
   :-o   smiley singing national anthem
   :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
   :-[   un-smiley blockhead
   :-]   smiley blockhead
   :-{   smiley variation on a theme
   :-}   ditto
   {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
   }:-)  above in an updraft
   :-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
   :-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
   :-d   lefty smiley razzing you
   g-)   smiley with ponce-nez glasses
   :-j   left smiling smilely
   :-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
   :-l   y. a. s.
   :-:   mutant smiley
   :-\   undecided smiley
   :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
   ;-)   winking smiley
   :-<   real sad smiley
   :->   y.a.s.
   :-z   y.a.c.s.
   :-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
   :-c   bummed out smiley
   :-v   talking head smiley
   :v)   left-pointing nose smiley
   :-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
   :-/   lefty undecided smiley
   :-?   smilely smoking a pipe
   .-]   one-eyed smilely
   ,-}   wry and winking
   0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
   :-=3D)  older smiley with mustache
   :u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
   :n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
   :<    midget unsmiley
   :>    midget smiley
   }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
                         a double-chin-)     ha ha ~~:-(  =

 |-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
 |-D     ho ho
 :->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
 :-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
 :-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
 :-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
 :-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
 |-P     yuk
 :-}     beard
 :-{     mustache
 :-#     braces
 :-X     bow tie
 :-Q     smoker
 <:I     dunce
 (:I     egghead
 @:I     turban
 8-)     glasses
 B-)     horn-rims
 8:-)    glasses on forehead
 :-8(    condescending stare
 ;-)     wink
 >:-<    mad
 Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|
 Male    :-      Female  >-
 Birth   |-O     Death 8-#
 Infinity        8

Elina Halonen
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